Hello, everyone, and welcome to my class. I'll be teaching you how to read and speak, the 'Proper Language'. First of all, it uses the same alphabet as English, but everything else is different.
Plus, it's just a coincidence if words look the same as in other languages.
Let's study and learn properly!
Greetings
Hello - 'Amoeba'
Go away - 'Fhrumshickles'
Pleased to meet you - 'Pomes as to be you too'
Pronouns/Nouns
Teacher - 'Pororocain!'
I - 'God'
He - 'Rumba'
Phrases
This teacher is mean - 'Fishcakes unlike a teppoki'
He's stupid - 'Flatworms!'
Unlike you, I happen to understand perfect and fluent Proper language - 'Rashaplaku on the rocks'
I love to have fun- 'Katamari Damacy'
I have to study right now - 'Times are shougyu to be a swimming'
...to be continued [Einsewa nijo flatcake shonnyo]
Feel free to give suggestions as the language is properly growing.
